Citigroup to Move Headquarters to U.S. Capitol Building

Click here to access article by Andy Borowitz from The New Yorker. (satire)

Explaining the rationale behind the move, Klugian [Citigroup spokesperson] told reporters, “Instead of constantly flying out from New York to give members of Congress their marching orders, Citigroup executives can be right on the floor with them, handing them legislation and telling them how to vote. This is going to result in tremendous cost savings going forward.”