Saturday, April 4, 2015

Peace with Iran Could Limit Ability to Bomb It, Warns McCain

Click here to access article by Andy Borowitz from The New Yorker. (parody)
“President Obama is hailing this framework as something that could enhance the prospects for peace in the Middle East,” McCain told reporters at the United States Senate. “For those of us who have looked forward to bombing Iran for some time now, that would be a doomsday scenario.”

“The Iranians know well and good that if they abandon their nuclear program exactly the way we’ve asked them to, we can kiss bombing them goodbye,” he said, shaking his head ruefully. “It’s a damn shame.”